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Brunette, brisk walker, eye roller, Seinfeld nerd, lactose suspicious, (Native) Arizonan, recently moved to Portland.

So I went out with the intention of shopping for pants. I ended buying Drano Max Gel (because I clogged the drain again), a book I already own (because I might want to give it to someone someday) & Lucas Pulpadip (because I have Boar’s Head pickles in the fridge). I suck at clothes shopping.