June 2012
“But they like you! They aren’t trying to be offensive.”
This does not void my feelings.
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Remind me to never go on vacation with six white people again. They say dumb shit that makes me want to cry but I have to pretend I’m fine. I got “Hey Erin, do a Native American wind dance!” “And then we planted a Native American plumb tree.” “Haha is that your nickname for Erin?” And then of course D’s brother brought back the classic sticking a...
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Going away for the weekend.
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Tonight I helped D close the shop. Just like old times. Sometimes I miss it. But then a second later I think of all the repetitive idiotic questions, the fucking know-it-alls & the perverts.
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Ryan on the Bachelorette, yeah his head looks like a piece of origami.
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Perhaps I should have taken some Melatonin, but instead I took gin.
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Sonoran desert, baby where is your rain at?
"What's three feet tall and five miles long?"
eric-wren:
“A Hopi Parade…”
*cricket chirp
I forget what’s the name of the comedian that said this joke.
Yup this is true. I once told my dad I wanted to be 5’7” like Audrey Hepburn. He replied, “Mm but yer Hopi.”
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