June 2012
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My thought on golfing: “Yeah, I think I would pull someone else’s hair out…”
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The last two decent girlfriends I made both used the same word to describe their first impression of me. Scary. What the heck.
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I don’t have to buy jeans with holes in them because I make my own by trying to do ballet in the alley behind my house very late at night.
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examples of things I have never eaten
ayiman:
pomegranate
kale
arugula
persimmon
dragon fruit
rutabaga
mopane worms
those things what look like giant shrimp
scotch egg
chipotle mexican grill
manioc
tapir meat
I have never had Taco Bell.
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Piling on the eyeliner even though I have nothing to do tonight but make a salad & let my hair dry.
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I just set off my smoke detector burning sage. Oops.
