My thought on golfing: “Yeah, I think I would pull someone else’s hair out…”
The last two decent girlfriends I made both used the same word to describe their first impression of me. Scary. What the heck.
I don’t have to buy jeans with holes in them because I make my own by trying to do ballet in the alley behind my house very late at night.
examples of things I have never eaten
ayiman: pomegranate kale arugula persimmon dragon fruit rutabaga mopane worms those things what look like giant shrimp scotch egg chipotle mexican grill manioc tapir meat I have never had Taco Bell.
Piling on the eyeliner even though I have nothing to do tonight but make a salad & let my hair dry.
I just set off my smoke detector burning sage. Oops.